GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA
EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS
IT IS STILL BURNING
I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA
AND IT STILL BURNS
what a bunch of wimps
i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey’s milk chocolate
what where you expecting
Just to clear things up I’m british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk
Hershey’s just appears to be solid cocoa death
wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something
How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather
i love the real world news via tumblr
good lord try eating dark chocolate… i would like to see their reactions to that :3
the british are weak, we have found their achilles heel
Things heating up in the chocolate fandom
no seriously eat dark chocolate that would be hilarious
if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead
Things that don’t exist
The pineapple/owl though
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
"So, do you watch Doctor Wh-"
"Have you heard of that show Sherlock-“
"Do you know who Benedict Cumberb-"
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! MOTHERFUCKING CAT ARMOR!!!
And now I leave you tumblr with this armoured feline warrior.
Titanic 102nd Anniversary
Video Game Consoles!
Please do not remove my credit/comment
Offensive business cards
Tired of those people cutting you off, parking in two spots or just being downright idiots? Well, these business cards are a great way to have your vengeance in a civilized way. Simply grab a suitable offensive business card for the situation and either slip it under there windshield wiper, leave it with the bill or just go right up and hand it to them.
"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
this video keeps me going
Assassin’s Creed Period Cosplay
Written by Dennis Quertermous
Assassin’s Creed and the cosplay surrounding it has become extremely popular since the franchise’s creation in 2007. One of the most often talked about features when a new game is announced is the new time period in which we will all fight for the creed. Birds of Truth, a UK based Assassin’s Creed cosplay group, has taken this idea into their own hands.WHAAAA
This fort will protect me from the haters
tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW.
Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties
Game of Sass 4x01
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